Wow! I might consider marriage!!!
Emotionally vulnerable girl required for slow detachment from close friends and family
Date posted: Sunday 9th November
Emotionally vulnerable girl required for medium/ long term relationship with a protracted, possibly paranoiac element of emotional detachment from close friends and family.
Perhaps you've had a bad time lately?
Maybe a close relative has been ill or not responding to treatment ?
Are you worried about losing your job, what with this credit crunch thing going on and all ?
Why not let me get in there now, while your a bit down, if I cant sweep you off your feet I could shuffle you along a bit.
Please enjoy the picture of the kitten, I made it myself - I think he looks wistful, and the rainbow is supposed to represent world peace, or pax, if your foreign.
Why not finish your reply by enclosing a semi titillating picture of yourself, in a bikini top ..... when you were 7lbs lighter and not so pasty looking ...... and happy ...... on holiday ......three years ago ..... thanks
Thanks
1 comment:
I esp. enjoy the added creep factor of his non-kitten photo, apparently taken at the public library
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